26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
- Wife-initiated sex is the best sex, and her attacking me will always make me horny. Or, if she tells me what she wants (e.g., I need your dick inside me/an orgasm/etc. now). She looks great in jeans, she has certain tops that show off her cleavage very well. I love it when she wears sports bras and yoga pants and thongs.
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
- Late night; Suzy will not allow sex in the morning :-(
28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
- In nonsexual situations, it's ass. When we were dating, I literally recognized Suzy across the quad by her ass (not making this up!). Her ass is still as thrilling to me now as it was then, but she doesn't seem to get that aroused with ass grabbing/play.
- During sex, it's probably her breasts. Not only do they look awesome, but she reacts to them in ways that turn me on a lot during foreplay. The outsides of her breasts are very sensitive. After a while when she's more aroused, I will suck her nipples and there are times when she makes nonverbal communication that, "OK, mister, foreplay is over, give me and orgasm NOW". There seems to be a direct connection between her nipples and her clit, which is amazing.
29: Favorite body part on the same sex?
- Ugh, hard question for me to answer (LOL). I'm not really sure how I can have a "favorite" part, but I'll answer that I think my chest is probably my best asset body-wise, so I'll go with that?
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
- Our sex toys for sure. Kinky underwear we might have.
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
When we were dating, my future wife starting playing (tickling?) my ass and I could not believe how enjoyable it was. Just gently "feathering" that area seemed like lightning rods of pleasure to me. I thought that "weird" at the time, but I loved it. It turns out that area has lots and lots of nerve endings. I'm usually very careful about making sure I'm clean down there just in case she plays with it. And, paradoxically, when she does this I typically lose my erection.
Honestly, that doesn't seem that weird now, so I'll answer it with a bonus that we were watching the porn version of 50 shades of grey and somehow I ended up with my ass up, my aneros prostate massager in my ass, and she was "fucking" me with it while playing with my balls. I think she was still watching the movie (and she had already orgasmed herself) and I came in that position eventually. That was pretty unusual, I would say, and would love to try that again!
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
No, it seems kinky/naughty to do pre-ejaculation, but post-ejaculation it seems completely disgusting. And Suzy does not seem that into this in any case.
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Sure, if all parties know what they are getting into and can commit to being "safe" during that time.
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
Human sundae for me, please. Whipped cream, chocolate, cherries, chopped nuts, oh my! And just thought it would be extremely tantalizing for her to eat a banana "down there", side by side with my cock. I think women eating bananas is very sexy, for obvious reasons.
35: Worst possible time to get horny:
When kids/family don't allow for the resolution - or expression - of that horniness!
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
[For Suzy: "fapping" is slang for masturbation]. Nobody talks about fight club.
38: Best sexual complement you ever got:
After she climaxes, when she says, "OMG that was amazing/I can't believe how intense that was/Why do I turn that down so often"; basically things along the lines that she had a pleasurable experience. I think my wife got a text from her playmate along the lines of "tell your husband I appreciate his willingness to share you" - does that count?
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
I enjoy foreplay to be as adult "play time". I really enjoy any activity we can do before we get to the bed. Suzy is always in a big rush to get to the bed as soon as possible. I like to make out with her standing up, naked, so she can see and feel my lust for her. I guess I'm super visual, I like to see her in a sexy outfit and that excitement just builds and builds. I love to play with her body, hitting her deep erotic areas, her breasts, her shoulders, her neck, her ears, her armpits (not really sure why, but she gives really awesome reactions when I play with her armpits) and later her nipples and inner thighs/pussy. It's like a checkoff list, has to be in a certain order. By that time, she almost demands that she come. Which is nice.
Foreplay for me, I like her touching my chest/nipples, and teasing me a lot with my cock/balls/perineum. When we were dating she used to sort of pretend that she didn't want to touch my cock while she was stimulating all around it, but would slightly touch it and say, "ooops". She doesn't do that quite as much anymore, but I do enjoy that. It was maddening/frustrating, but in a good way.
40: What do you wear to bed?
I wear fairly over-sized gym shorts. Super comfortable, easy to take off.